I've moved!

Last call, mates!

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 19:18:01 -0400

For those of you who’re still followin’ this blog and expectin’ updates — hate t’ break it to ya, but you’re not gonna be seein’ much.

I have officially moved and will no longer be updatin’ this blog. My new and permanent location is now here.

So if ya actually wanna keep up with a blog that’s active, follow that link!

But if ya wanna continue followin’ a blog that’s gonna be inactive… well, that’s just bloody weird, mate.

Thanks for standin’ still and readin’ this!

Your faithful gun-for-hire,

Lady Sniper

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Sun, 22 Apr 2012 02:36:27 -0400

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asktheladysniperismoving:

G’day, mates! All 111 of you blokes! Ripper, you little — where did you all even come from?!

But look, I have an announcement to make. I’m moving! No worries, mates, it’ll still be the same url, same friendly professional, but now I’ll have the added ability to leave my own ask messages!

So take a walkabout on over to the new location! I’ll see ya there, mates, and thanks to every one of ya that’s followed me and left me messages so far!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Heads up, mates!

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Sat, 21 Apr 2012 16:45:03 -0400

asktheladysniper:

asktheladysniperismoving:

G’day, mates! All 111 of you blokes! Ripper, you little — where did you all even come from?!

But look, I have an announcement to make. I’m moving! No worries, mates, it’ll still be the same url, same friendly professional, but now I’ll have the added ability to leave my own ask messages!

So take a walkabout on over to the new location! I’ll see ya there, mates, and thanks to every one of ya that’s followed me and left me messages so far!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Heads up, mates!

G’day, mates! All 111 of you blokes! Ripper, you little...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 04:14:39 -0400

G’day, mates! All 111 of you blokes! Ripper, you little — where did you all even come from?!

But look, I have an announcement to make. I’m moving! No worries, mates, it’ll still be the same url, same friendly professional, but now I’ll have the added ability to leave my own ask messages!

So take a walkabout on over to the new location! I’ll see ya there, mates, and thanks to every one of ya that’s followed me and left me messages so far!

Tacos, cake, and fish fingers and custard. :D

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:28:00 -0400

Fish fingers and custard………………?

Eh…………

hey whatsup it's the girl scout!!! WOW snipes, this is turnin' into a real nice touchy-feely storytime blog, ain't it? you shuld tell more stories 'bout me. y'know, stories that are actually INTERESTING for a change. HUGS N KISSES!! MWAH

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:23:00 -0400

G’day, mate!

Here’s the thing: I’d love to tell more interestin’ stories about ya, but I’ve completely run out!

You don't like free food?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 03:17:00 -0400

N—

wait……

what kinda food….?

I'm a very big fan of this blog. Just so you are aware.

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:10:00 -0400

Hey, thanks mate! I’m glad you enjoy it!

Ahh, but zat anon is right, ma cherie. Even if you are an uncultured bushwoman, you have quite zee lovely face

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:07:00 -0400

You Spies and your bloody two-faced compliments…. I dunno if I should kill ya or thank ya…

What are you doing for 4/20?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:04:00 -0400

…. workin’.

At some point you were new to sniping, right? Well, we all know that a sniper rifle has some recoil. That being said, any funny stories?

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:02:00 -0400

Well mate, when I first learned to shoot, I was nine years old with a gun what was taller than me. I had to prop the bloody thing up on a rock ‘cause I wasn’t strong enough to hold it up on my own, and…

well, you can guess what happened when I pulled the trigger.

And I may have done this without my parents’ knowing… let’s just say they were not happy with me when they found out.

What made you want to be a Sniper? Is there any particular reason for joining RED instead of BLU? Is it because of female Scout? :)

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 02:00:00 -0400

Growin’ up in rural Australia meant I had to be ready to deal with all kinds of nasty buggers. So, I learned how to shoot out of necessity, but then I happened to be pretty good at it, and I decided it would be a good way to make a livin’.

And there’re no touchin’ stories behind joinin’ RED.

They offered me the contract,

I took it, end a’ story.

Will you come to my birthday party?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:20:00 -0400

Parties… aren’t really my thing, mate…..

Tell us a story about your best kill!

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:16:00 -0400

My best kill… that’s a tough one to answer, mate, but I do recall one in particular…

I was on my way to a good snipin’ spot when I heard this noise above me. I looked up, and saw this Soldier flyin’ through the air, ready to come down on me like a bird a’ prey!

There was no time to muck about — I pointed my rifle up at the rocket-hopping simpleton and pulled the trigger and — headshot. No scopin’, no time to take proper aim — sheer instinct and long-practiced skill at work there, mate!

Well, the eagle came in for a messy landin’, and I lived happily ever after….

Miss Sniper, you're really gorgeous

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:12:00 -0400

Me? Ahhh mate, that’s a mighty big compliment, and I’m not sure I can accept it!

Aww, even if she is a brat, you don't think the female scout's just a little cute?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:05:00 -0400

Yeah, sure she’s a little cute, but so are baby crocodiles!

What do you think about the blue sniper?

Fri, 20 Apr 2012 03:04:00 -0400

Well…. I respect him as a fellow professional…

Even if he is a blind-eyed bastard…

I believe someone thinks you and the female scout would make a good couple.

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 03:50:00 -0400

Me and that spastic little gremlin?!

A couple?!

YA GOTTA BE KIDDIN’ ME.

I wanna hear a touchin' story.

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 05:13:00 -0400

Well, set your bum down and I’ll tell ya one!

Ahem…

Once upon a time, I was mindin’ my own business, just about to tag a Heavy who was tryin’ to capture our point

All of a sudden, I hear footsteps behind me. Lo and behold, it’s a bloody Spy. I try to fend him off as best I could, but the bastard got the jump on me

for once in his miserable life

THEN, I hear a voice echoing down the hallway. A loud voice, thick with a Boston accent. Like a bolt of lightning, around the corner comes Scout

this kid

She’s got her bat out, and she swings wildly at the Spy! AND DOWN HE WENT.

A skull fracture for sure….

‘Course, after that I had a moment of wishin’ the Spy would’ve gotten me as soon as Scout started rubbin’ in my

*cough* close call.

But I guess I can’t help but be a little grateful to the little wankah.

And that, mate, is the end of the story.

((OUTTAKES))

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:55:50 -0400

*blank face*

Creepy face.

NARF

Grumpy and glasses….less……… IDK guys.

oh indeed.

THAT SNIPER’S A SPY.

OH BLOODY HELL KILL IT.