I've moved!

Last call, mates!

For those of you who’re still followin’ this blog and expectin’ updates — hate t’ break it to ya, but you’re not gonna be seein’ much.

I have officially moved and will no longer be updatin’ this blog. My new and permanent location is now here.

So if ya actually wanna keep up with a blog that’s active, follow that link!

But if ya wanna continue followin’ a blog that’s gonna be inactive… well, that’s just bloody weird, mate.

Thanks for standin’ still and readin’ this!

Your faithful gun-for-hire,

Lady Sniper

loveistheultimatetrip asked: Tacos, cake, and fish fingers and custard. :D

Fish fingers and custard………………?

Eh…………

Anonymous asked: hey whatsup it's the girl scout!!! WOW snipes, this is turnin' into a real nice touchy-feely storytime blog, ain't it? you shuld tell more stories 'bout me. y'know, stories that are actually INTERESTING for a change. HUGS N KISSES!! MWAH

G’day, mate! 

Here’s the thing: I’d love to tell more interestin’ stories about ya, but I’ve completely run out!

loveistheultimatetrip asked: You don't like free food?

N—

wait……

what kinda food….?

homosexualraisinbran-deactivate asked: I'm a very big fan of this blog. Just so you are aware.

Hey, thanks mate! I’m glad you enjoy it!

Anonymous asked: Ahh, but zat anon is right, ma cherie. Even if you are an uncultured bushwoman, you have quite zee lovely face

You Spies and your bloody two-faced compliments…. I dunno if I should kill ya or thank ya…

Anonymous asked: What are you doing for 4/20?

…. workin’. 

socks192 asked: At some point you were new to sniping, right? Well, we all know that a sniper rifle has some recoil. That being said, any funny stories?

Well mate, when I first learned to shoot, I was nine years old with a gun what was taller than me. I had to prop the bloody thing up on a rock ‘cause I wasn’t strong enough to hold it up on my own, and…

well, you can guess what happened when I pulled the trigger.

And I may have done this without my parents’ knowing… let’s just say they were not happy with me when they found out.

Anonymous asked: What made you want to be a Sniper? Is there any particular reason for joining RED instead of BLU? Is it because of female Scout? :)

Growin’ up in rural Australia meant I had to be ready to deal with all kinds of nasty buggers. So, I learned how to shoot out of necessity, but then I happened to be pretty good at it, and I decided it would be a good way to make a livin’.

And there’re no touchin’ stories behind joinin’ RED.

They offered me the contract,

I took it, end a’ story.